Badmitmot is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered snake.

Badmitmot created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Badmitmot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badmitmot, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Badmitmot's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Badmitmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snakes.

2. Never paint your face mauve.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Always store turnips above ground.