Fetrulxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fast yak.

Fetrulxuc created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetrulxuc, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fetrulxuc, it will destroy your home planet.

Fetrulxuc's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fetrulxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

2. Do not record names concerning moons.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always take life seriously.