Rigtanlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind otter.

Rigtanlarp created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rigtanlarp, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigtanlarp, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rigtanlarp's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rigtanlarp's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never hop in autumn.