Bingiglid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong armadillo.

Bingiglid created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingiglid, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bingiglid, she will come to you in dreams.

Bingiglid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bingiglid's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.

2. Never feed onions to swans while wearing corsets.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Never stain your back with red.