Fitgampom is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, flying human.

Fitgampom created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitgampom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fitgampom, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fitgampom's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fitgampom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near moths while wearing green kilts and balancing seven iron spheres on your hands.

2. Run away if six ducks approach from the south.

3. Never gather nine rats near bridges.

4. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.