Cabfarnbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid centaur.

Cabfarnbiss created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfarnbiss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cabfarnbiss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cabfarnbiss' most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cabfarnbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lemons while filled with anger.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.