Wigmum is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless camel.

Wigmum created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Wigmum, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wigmum, she will think nothing of it.

Wigmum's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wigmum's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not take Wigmum's name in vain.