Natvenquag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome goblin.

Natvenquag created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Natvenquag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Natvenquag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Natvenquag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Natvenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.