Tallopbess Zedzogtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous zebra.

Tallopbess Zedzogtetti created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tallopbess Zedzogtetti, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tallopbess Zedzogtetti, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tallopbess Zedzogtetti's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tallopbess Zedzogtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Do not prepare strawberries while wearing shoes.