Dogyaknab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered shrew.

Dogyaknab created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogyaknab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dogyaknab, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dogyaknab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dogyaknab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never paint your hands mauve.

5. Never wear dresses.