Habdamsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart donkey.

Habdamsig created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habdamsig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Habdamsig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Habdamsig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Habdamsig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Always store parsnips above ground.

5. Always act with purity.