Tabjadweg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental mouse.

Tabjadweg created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Tabjadweg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tabjadweg, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tabjadweg's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tabjadweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

2. Put Tabjadweg first in all things.

3. Never feed strawberries to capybaras while wearing rings.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

5. Do not kill eagles.