Sinafnak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced squirrel.

Sinafnak created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinafnak, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sinafnak, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sinafnak's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Sinafnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Sinafnak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never touch ash while unclean.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.