Ladvencen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm dog.

Ladvencen created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladvencen, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ladvencen, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ladvencen's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Ladvencen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

2. Never mark doors with white.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Do not covet oxen.