Gamnulflannulyokrenbepjat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome elephant.

Gamnulflannulyokrenbepjat created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamnulflannulyokrenbepjat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gamnulflannulyokrenbepjat, he will think nothing of it.

Gamnulflannulyokrenbepjat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gamnulflannulyokrenbepjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

5. Fast once a month.