Femgodhom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humane horse.

Femgodhom created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Femgodhom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Femgodhom, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Femgodhom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Femgodhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after foxes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Femgodhom loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.