Wipnart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing chicken.

Wipnart created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipnart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wipnart, she will not care at all.

Wipnart's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wipnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near cats while wearing pink coats and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.