Suggodgof is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, proud wolf.

Suggodgof created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Suggodgof, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Suggodgof, she will destroy your home planet.

Suggodgof's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Suggodgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near mites.

2. Do not sing at mountains.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near cats while wearing green dresses.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.