Zedbomomin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, capable wolf.

Zedbomomin created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Zedbomomin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zedbomomin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zedbomomin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zedbomomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat badgers with great respect.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing brown boots and balancing nine copper spheres on your back.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your face white.