Kapraglip is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional monkey.

Kapraglip created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapraglip, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kapraglip, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kapraglip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kapraglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.