Gatdaggeb is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, conceited unicorn.

Gatdaggeb created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatdaggeb, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gatdaggeb, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gatdaggeb's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gatdaggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing shoes.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.