Sabdubjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow goose.

Sabdubjip created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabdubjip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sabdubjip, it will torture you forever.

Sabdubjip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sabdubjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never feed oranges to turtles while wearing fawn shoes.

3. Always maintain purity during holy days.

4. Never touch water while unclean.

5. Do not make images of living things.