Bessdutdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental chicken.

Bessdutdiss created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessdutdiss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bessdutdiss, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bessdutdiss' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bessdutdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if four pigs approach from the east.

3. Never travel toward the north during winter.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about porpoises.