Saklatflyfar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Saklatflyfar created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saklatflyfar, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Saklatflyfar, it will turn you into a plant.

Saklatflyfar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Saklatflyfar's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never feed onions to tapirs while wearing shoes.

3. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the west.

4. Never hop in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Always help sick eagles.