Lidfasquart is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, temperamental parrot.

Lidfasquart created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidfasquart, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lidfasquart, he will torture you forever.

Lidfasquart's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Lidfasquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Lidfasquart five times a day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.