Citlaknurl is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent unicorn.

Citlaknurl created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citlaknurl, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Citlaknurl, he will be very unhappy.

Citlaknurl's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Citlaknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Citlaknurl loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never handle titanium while unclean.

5. Hide from pink mites for they are unholy.