Flisbadhas is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, passionate ant.

Flisbadhas created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbadhas, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flisbadhas, she will turn you into a plant.

Flisbadhas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flisbadhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to manatees while wearing skirts.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never allow snails to witness sacred rites.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Flisbadhas' priests.