Sterrotyak is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unjust camel.

Sterrotyak created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sterrotyak, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sterrotyak, it will turn you into a dog.

Sterrotyak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sterrotyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle lead while unclean.

2. Always remove dresses before touching titanium.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Never paint your neck pink.