Sadfunsig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, compassionate finch.

Sadfunsig created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadfunsig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sadfunsig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sadfunsig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Sadfunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sadfunsig first in all things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.