Rulbogfagfly is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, emotional swallow.

Rulbogfagfly created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulbogfagfly, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rulbogfagfly, it will turn you into a frog.

Rulbogfagfly's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rulbogfagfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

3. You must pray to Rulbogfagfly five times a day.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rulbogfagfly.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.