Cin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair scorpion.

Cin created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cin, he will turn you into a mole.

Cin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cin's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare figs during winter.

2. Never touch ash while tainted.

3. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the west.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.