Davabpodbum is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful hamster.

Davabpodbum created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davabpodbum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Davabpodbum, it will not care.

Davabpodbum's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Davabpodbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Do not record numbers concerning moons.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

5. Never prepare spinach during summer.