Lenmiggess Fagfaddad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous weasel.

Lenmiggess Fagfaddad created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenmiggess Fagfaddad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lenmiggess Fagfaddad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lenmiggess Fagfaddad's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Lenmiggess Fagfaddad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Never mark doors with turquoise.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always obey Lenmiggess Fagfaddad's priests.