Zagpoghit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty camel.

Zagpoghit created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagpoghit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zagpoghit, she will refuse to believe in you.

Zagpoghit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Zagpoghit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect three iron sculptures of Zagpoghit on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.