Godbidvig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, pitiless wyrm.

Godbidvig created time and space three million years ago.

If you believe in Godbidvig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godbidvig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Godbidvig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Godbidvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near badgers while wearing green coats and balancing three gold spheres on your feet.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.