Rillcen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, flying guinea pig.

Rillcen created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillcen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rillcen, he will torture you forever.

Rillcen's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rillcen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

3. Never leap in the presence of frogs.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.