Mipbossaghom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless finch.

Mipbossaghom created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipbossaghom, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mipbossaghom, he will turn you into a tree.

Mipbossaghom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mipbossaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

3. Mipbossaghom must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never mix corn with oil.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Mipbossaghom on top of all buildings.