Bastxencenlit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast fish.

Bastxencenlit created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Bastxencenlit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bastxencenlit, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bastxencenlit's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bastxencenlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Never wear fawn tights on sacred days.

5. Always help snakes.