Fenloop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, conceited weasel.

Fenloop created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenloop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fenloop, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fenloop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fenloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Never point your arms toward the west during prayer.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never cross rivers at midnight.