Taghingumtetti is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical jellyfish.

Taghingumtetti created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taghingumtetti, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Taghingumtetti, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Taghingumtetti's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Taghingumtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples on fasting days.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.