Naryimflap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured parrot.

Naryimflap created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naryimflap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Naryimflap, she will turn you into a dog.

Naryimflap's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Naryimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt pigs.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

5. Never look in ponds.