Gephontetti is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty rhinoceros.

Gephontetti created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gephontetti, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gephontetti, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gephontetti's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gephontetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never proclaim while facing south.