Sitzigbag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, thoughtless shark.

Sitzigbag created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitzigbag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitzigbag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Sitzigbag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sitzigbag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never allow capybaras to sleep beneath your roof.