Honnibwip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sapient naga.

Honnibwip created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honnibwip, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Honnibwip, she will turn you into a rock.

Honnibwip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Honnibwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with envy.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.