Dissdibbest Yatwodwot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, almighty gnu.

Dissdibbest Yatwodwot created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissdibbest Yatwodwot, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissdibbest Yatwodwot, it will be very sad.

Dissdibbest Yatwodwot's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dissdibbest Yatwodwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Hide from indigo mice for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.