Fedfudbossfet is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid ant.

Fedfudbossfet created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedfudbossfet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedfudbossfet, it will turn you into a worm.

Fedfudbossfet's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fedfudbossfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fedfudbossfet on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.