Misvonkfen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous octopus.

Misvonkfen created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misvonkfen, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misvonkfen, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Misvonkfen's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Misvonkfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not take Misvonkfen's name in vain.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Pray towards the south.