Tanlunpang is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unsympathetic dingo.

Tanlunpang created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tanlunpang, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tanlunpang, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tanlunpang's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tanlunpang's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry bats.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always help squirrels in need.