Kad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kad created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kad, it will torture you forever.

Kad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix wheat with water.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.