Ligmettag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective tapir.

Ligmettag created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligmettag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ligmettag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ligmettag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ligmettag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist balance.

2. Do not take Ligmettag's name in vain.

3. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

4. Never laugh near capybaras.

5. Never record names.